Geez! What next? Our school committee has been infiltrated by an impostor? How could this have happened? Better check his birth certificate. Call Sherriff Arpaio in Arizona for help with that!
David Murphy looks human and speaks English well, at least compared to a few Martians I've seen floating around. Check his transcripts. He said he went to . Could a foreign agent have been trained to become this person?
And to have been given the so very lovely Irish name of Murphy! Hold on St. Patrick ... all will be well. Stay away from those cliffs. Just have another pint at the pub and relax! The munchkins will be able to go back to their tiny pub too!
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