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Oscars in Attleboro
Oscar-clinching performance Tuesday night at the City Council meeting.
Brian Kirby, already the leading candidate for "best supporting role of the mayor," Tuesday night clinched his local "Oscar." Brace yourself for the following quote of the purest hooey in the history of the city, from the Tuesday night City Council meeting:
"I very much worry about this council getting involved in the executive function, which I fear your suggestions extend to."
Well, Brian, you yourself stated that you regularly visited the mayor's office "to become an educated city councilor." Aren't you a city councilor "getting involved in the executive function" by definition, by your own admission?
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Brian, you're an OK guy. It's just that ... even a seeing-eye dog can see right through your staged baloney. Think of your reputation, Brian! You don't want to look pathetic, right? You need a better consultant, B.
